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THIS IS ROBERT TALKING . . . Or, the Dark Side of Etiquetteer :-)

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Thursday Night, 18 May: The Cellar

May 18, 2023

1) Back from England, life goes on. Next week’s energy audit — I have to replace my HVAC system this summer — requires cleaning out the basement so that it’s possible even to approach the furnace. This morning I finally got started.

2) Things in the basement were deposited in haste, forgotten quickly, and encountered with delight, bewilderment, or frustration. Two hours work, though, resulted in greater order, and a great deal of trash. While there’s still a great deal more to do, the workmen will at least be able to get in there.

3) Among the ruins I found:

  • A garbage bag with three blazers and two sweaters. One of the latter made me say “I wondered what happened to that!”

  • Two missing boxes of Christmas ornaments, many of which were made by my grandmother.

  • Two or three pieces of broken china. Will I have to take up kintsugi this year?

  • A tabletop fountain I had wanted to bring back upstairs for some time.

  • A clock a friend presented to me at the Debutante Party in 1999.

  • Still packed in its box, the overhead light to Gramma’s piano.

  • Lots of kitchen things that had been brought down before the 2020 renovation and forgotten.

  • Curtain rods!

  • Odd bits left over from bathroom and kitchen renovations: a box of tile, a faucet, fragments of shelves and such like.

4) There will certainly be a yard sale later this year, so please stay tuned. Daddy wants to get some cash for his trash.

← Monday Morning, 22 May -- Cards, Larry, and FlowersCoronation Trip, Day Last: Homeward Bound →
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