1) Today is Uncle Bill's birthday (may he rest in peace). Even though he moved to Louisiana with his family immediately after high school, and spent the remainder of his life there, he never lost his nasal Midwestern accent. He always answered the phone "Yello."
2) So many people putting the odium in podium these days.
3) This morning . . . well, I tried to have a devotional, but the words only passed before my eyes.