Monday Morning, September 25

1) Surely the TSA has a drag queen working for them named Pat Down.

1a) And just as surely, there must be a little B and B someplace called Inn Cognito.

2) Up like a stone this morning after a restless night. "Phelps has had nervous indigestion for years. You should hear that bed rumble, like a truck on cobblestones!"

3) The warm weather is nice right now, but please don't let me forget to call the HVAC people.