1) At this point I don't even think chocolate could help.
2) Speaking of which, I had NO idea the chocolate chip cookie had been invented as recently as the 1930s.
3) Yesterday was a real blend of WTF, but with a few "currants in the cake," like scheduling a coffee meeting next week with a rarely-seen colleague, staffing a career fair, and someone who was at the awards convocation on Monday telling me what a great job she thought I did.