On Facebook I originated the tripartite status, three not-always-linked updates or comments.
1) Share my joy. I finally got G****e Ad****s* to work on my website.
2) Forget the Neil Diamond stage. I've gone without a haircut so long I've gotten to the Bad Baroness from "Sound of Music" mating with Albert Einstein stage.
2a) Haircut scheduled for this Saturday. #whew
3) And, to quote "Beyond the Fringe Shakespeare," "I most royally shall now to bed, To sleep off all the nonsense I've just said."