1) Insert status about REM sleep so long and dull I had to delete it.
2) Some of my volunteers, a good 25 years older than I, are joshing each other via email about the white in their hair. I, for one, love my own gray coming in, and intend to have power hair to rival Mitt Romney's and Franz Liszt's love child.
3) Vaguely remembered dialogue from the novel "The Thin Man:"
Harrison Quinn: [something about picking up stocks]
Nick Charles: "Not me. I hoard gold like the French."
Harrison: "It's guys like you that put the country on the bum."
Nick: "And it's guys like me that don't go on the bum with it."