1) Farewell party for a colleague with the best chocolate cake. #goawaymore #feedme #omnomnom
2) One of my best friends pulled a fast one on me tonight. Naive little me, thinking it was just another dinner at Doyle's, tossed out my card for my 50% of the bill. When Madame came to collect, he deftly swept my card out of the running and pulled out a bag with a birthday gift. #sneaky
3) I've finally had the initiative to look at the damage to Weeping Baby Pumpkin Head, and from the wreckage, it appears that the point of impact was the lips. I think of the children in Impromptu shouting "The viscount has been completely obliterated!"