1) Yes, the season of Christmas bow ties has begun.
2) One of the Emily Post crew posted a photo of this book DON’T on their Twitter feed, and I’m all “OH MY GOD, I HAVE A COPY OF THAT BOOK!”
2a) “Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls!”
3) The new smartphone is already changing my life. First two Ybers and spent my commute flicking through news stories. #ambivalent