Tuesday Evening, April 2

1) I must direct you all to read my dear friend Paul Fallon’s blog post “First Kiss Girl/First Kiss Boy.” It’s just wonderful.

2) To be honest, I have just had it. Really, all I want to do is sleep. But, in the words of the late Boris Lermontov, “That great pleasure must be denied me.”

3) ONE reason I’ve just had it is (surprise!) my beautiful new yPhone. Today I actually dropped it (the new middle-class nightmare) and permanently nicked the leather cover! Since then, the blasted thing will give off ringtones and alert tones no matter how many times I mute it. And I want a silent phone. I’m damned if it’ll be my phone going off during a meeting or a concert or something . . .argh!