1) My nose is full of oysters. This cold needs to end. Blah blah blah.
2a) But seriously, that article kept me conjuring up the next American civil war. Hear now the words of Joy Page in Casablanca: "It is very bad there, Monsieur. The devil has the people by the throat."
3) OK, P'towners: who did, or did not, get tickets to the White Party?