Wednesday Afternoon, April 25

1) Greased my road to hell with hollandaise sauce this morning, breakfasting with someone from Interlochen at the Pahkah House. I just love me some eggs Benedict.

2) Surely there's been a Calendar Girls drag act with April Showers, May Flowers, and June Bug, with a calamitous guest appearance by Augusta Wynde, yes?

3) I want you to ask yourself how many days of the year you get to use the word "impregnable," and whether you think it's too little, too much, or just about right.