1) Sometimes - and this will not surprise that many people - I can be impossibly vulgar. In a meeting this morning someone said "We want a buttload of nominations." And before I could stop myself I said "We don't want a buttload of nominations. We all know what comes from the butt. What we want is a greater quantity of thoughtful nominations."
2) Spin the GTS Wheel and you get "My nerves are being torn to shreds!"
3) One month from today Reunions will be over.