1) The correct reading of the line is " It's opening night of the last depressing week of L. B. Jeffries in a Cast." But even though it isn't two weeks, I will continue to use "L.B. Jeffries in a cast" as the euphemism for Roommate's move-out, which is now eleven days away.
2) This evening I'll be swanning around with the bon ton at the 30th anniversary of the Elders Living at Home benefit at the Aloft Hotel in the Seaport. Such bleak weather today, I hope their attendance doesn't suffer.
3) Today's earworm: Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy in Sweethearts.