1) If I'm interested, they have boyfriends. If I'm not interested, they have husbands.
2) Tonight for the first time, I didn't feel just old, but out-of-place old. I guess now it's time to Insert Midlife Crisis Here. I thought I'd gotten through that!
3) Tonight at Doyle's Mademoiselle mistook my order and brought me scrod instead of scallops. From experience years earlier, I knew Never Order Fish Except Grilled Salmon Salad, but I do have to report it was good.
3a) I think about myself at Doyle's and I think about my uncle at the Sulphur Bonanza. See #2 above.