Signs of the Times, Vol. 15, Issue 36

From time to time Etiquetteer takes note of behavioral signs posted publicly to promote Perfect Propriety. It's a shame and a pity, really, that they have to be posted at all . . .

 Reference to Bodily Function is never Perfectly Proper, but even Etiquetteer recognizes the need to defend one's property against Irresponsible Pet Owners.

Reference to Bodily Function is never Perfectly Proper, but even Etiquetteer recognizes the need to defend one's property against Irresponsible Pet Owners.

 Here we have a different sort of Canine Admonition, but Etiquetteer has to wonder how successful it is.

Here we have a different sort of Canine Admonition, but Etiquetteer has to wonder how successful it is.

 Unfortunately, the need for this instruction never seems to abate. Please, people,, show respect to those working behind the counter!

Unfortunately, the need for this instruction never seems to abate. Please, people,, show respect to those working behind the counter!

 This rather abrupt instruction lacks any ambiguity, and just about crosses the border of Perfect Propriety.

This rather abrupt instruction lacks any ambiguity, and just about crosses the border of Perfect Propriety.

 One example of trying to guide tourists into the path of Perfect Propriety.

One example of trying to guide tourists into the path of Perfect Propriety.

 It should not be necessary to explain this . . .

It should not be necessary to explain this . . .

 To round out this little collection, something from the service entrance.

To round out this little collection, something from the service entrance.